RomJulsPlatemesse hos Jan M. "Sluket" 27.12.2015
Sitat Grumpy: Fantastisk, fantastisk, fantastisk - bedre enn julaften!
Jeg våknet i dag kl. 11:22. Forsove seg på en slik dag? Kun 38 minutter igjen til dørene åpner. I vill panikk ringer jeg svensken og spør etter adressen. Har ikke tid å lete opp den nå. Svensken godter seg når han forteller at han allerede er på plass. Panikken brer seg som et ukontrollert jordskred. -Nå går jeg glipp av de virkelige godsakene. Erlandsen ringer plutselig mens jeg sitter i bilen. Han står utenfor lokalet og lurer på hvor inngangsdøra er. Jeg har mest lyst til å villede, men samvittigheten legger sannhetens ord i min munn. Nå er de to værste konkurrentene laaaangt foran meg i køen. Shitt! Ta det med ro, ta det med ro, sier jeg til meg selv. Det svir i halsen og hjertet pumper langt i fra rytmisk, men er det noe man skal dø for så er det VINYL og hyggelige sammenkomster. Jeg gasser på og vingler bortover som en slede på vinterføret.
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